The Murder of 2749 Knob Hill Drive in Clemmons NC

A cursory review of the crime scene at 2749 Knob Hill Drive in Clemmons, NC, will tell you that there was a crime on the books, but no one was hurt. The house ain’t the bee’s knees, but it sure as hell doesn’t look like it. In the last 10 years, it has been the scene of murder and mayhem. There were two suspects at last count, both armed with a firearm of some sort. This is of course, the least of the concerns if you are a sane human being, but it is no small feat to keep the ne’er doers at bay.

It is also the home of Amber Burch, a.m., who is currently on a probational sentence for a number of alleged felonies. The dude is a tad older than she looks, and the fact that she is married and a mother of two has her mind off the beaten path. That’s not to say she is a prick, just that she’s not a lovable lil’ miss. The most unfortunate part of the situation is that her husband Pazuzu Illah Algarad was at the helm, and a well-rounded man is hard to come by in today’s day and age. Not to mention that the home he owned is owned by a nutty cat who could not be more catty, and is also the spawn of the evils.